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Best 20 santa banta jokes in english Santa: why are u crying? Banta:The elephant is dead. Santa:was he your pet? Banta:No,but i' m the one who must dig his grave. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa:"can you do anything that other people can't? " Banta:"qhy,yes. I can Read my own handwriting. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa:"I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver." Banta:"oh, Don't worry- I can drive myself, any way." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: what time will be it when an elephant sits on your car? Banta:time to get a new car. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: why do you say your wife is a liar and unfaithful? " Banta:she said she spent the night with her friend when she came home early this morning!" Santa"Well, how do you know she was lying? " Banta:"Because i spent the night with that friend! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: "I' hv lost my dog. Banta:why dont you  put an ad...