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very funny teacher student jokes Malik (nauker ko)- mai pichhle 15 mint se ghanti bja rha hoon ,tumne darwaja kyun nahi khola?    Nauker- jnab! aap ghar ke malik ho,chaho tan sara din bjai jao 😝😝😝😝😝😝 Techer gusse me - tumhe sharm nahi aati.tumhe sja mili hoi hai fir bhi tum hass 😀 rhe ho. Student(😄haskar😀)- master g, kal apne ton kha tha ki sja  haste huye katniii chahiye. 😬😬😬😬😬😬 Student(teacher ko)-"maine jo kamm nahi kiya uske liye app muje maro ge ton nahi Teacher," nahi" Student,"ji maine homework nahi kiya😜 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 Honey( apne dost ko), "mai jab bhi class me jata hoon to bache or teacher dono khre ho jaate hai" Dost, " who kyun" Honey, "bachhe meri shikayat krne ke liye or techer meri pitaiee krne ke liye 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Teacher- toofan kisko kahte hai? Mani tum btao?  Mani-sir, hawa ki jaldbazi ko toofan kahte hai. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Mintu- sir, aaj kitni taarik hai?

ADULT JOKES Woman:Will u love me after marrige also? Man: depends on your husband, if he allows me, I sure will 😬😬😬😬😬😬😁 Son: whats the difference between love, relief and belief? Father: your mom is my love, your maid is my relief and I' m your dad- well that's my belief! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He: you want to play magic? She: what's that's? He: we go to my house , sleep together, and then you disappear! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 What do you call a prostitute, wife and girlfriend in mobile language? Prepaid, postpaid, demo card! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Teacher: do you know the meaning of period? Student: Yes, Once my sister said she missed one and my mother  fainted, father had a heart  attack and the driver ran away. 😄😄😄😄😄😄 Doctor: what do you see on your husband's face during sex? Patient: Anger. Doctor: why? Patient: Because he's usually  watching  from the window. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Whats the differences between biology and sociology? Whe

Best 20 santa banta jokes in english Santa: why are u crying? Banta:The elephant is dead. Santa:was he your pet? Banta:No,but i' m the one who must dig his grave. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa:"can you do anything that other people can't? " Banta:"qhy,yes. I can Read my own handwriting. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa:"I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver." Banta:"oh, Don't worry- I can drive myself, any way." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: what time will be it when an elephant sits on your car? Banta:time to get a new car. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: why do you say your wife is a liar and unfaithful? " Banta:she said she spent the night with her friend when she came home early this morning!" Santa"Well, how do you know she was lying? " Banta:"Because i spent the night with that friend! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Santa: "I' hv lost my dog. Banta:why dont you  put an ad

here is my first post about very fuuny jokes Premi dant ke," tumne aane me itni der kyun ki?" Premika," ek shrarati mera peechha kar rha tha" Premi,"yeh kya vajh huiee" Premika," wo bahut dheere chal rha tha" 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Ek admi (apni beti ke premi ko)," tumari tankha kitni hai" Premi, "ma....moolii hai" Pehla admi," ton baap aalooo hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ek admi ki arthi ko kuch log Ambulance mein leker ja rhe the per motor chla ke nahi balki dhakka maar ke le ja rhe the                     Ek admi ne poochha, "marne wale ki antim ichha kya thii" Dusre ne jwab diya," har hal mein petrol ki bachat" 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 "Ramesh, abhi tak tumne swal hal kyun nahi kiya" "G, abhi tak muje nakal marne ka mauka hi nahi mila 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Mehmaan," jab mai khana khata hoon ton apka kuta ghoorta kyun hai Ghar wale," ji wo apni plate pehchanta hai" 😝😝😝😝