Very funny jokes

here is my first post about very fuuny jokes

Premi dant ke," tumne aane me itni der kyun ki?"
Premika," ek shrarati mera peechha kar rha tha"
Premi,"yeh kya vajh huiee"
Premika," wo bahut dheere chal rha tha"
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ek admi (apni beti ke premi ko)," tumari tankha kitni hai"
Premi, "ma....moolii hai"
Pehla admi," ton baap aalooo hai
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ek admi ki arthi ko kuch log Ambulance mein leker ja rhe the per motor chla ke nahi balki dhakka maar ke le ja rhe the
                    Ek admi ne poochha, "marne wale ki antim ichha kya thii"
Dusre ne jwab diya," har hal mein petrol ki bachat"
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

"Ramesh, abhi tak tumne swal hal kyun nahi kiya"
"G, abhi tak muje nakal marne ka mauka hi nahi mila
😆😆😆😆😆😆

Mehmaan," jab mai khana khata hoon ton apka kuta ghoorta kyun hai
Ghar wale," ji wo apni plate pehchanta hai"
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Kanjoos(apne mehmaan ko)," kyun bhai sahib, aap kya khaoge"
Kanjoos," bhai mera ton hawa khaane ko dil kar rha hai
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

thaats all about funny jokes