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TODAY M SHARING BEAUTIFUL SMS IN HINDI FOR FRIEND SO LETS  START *  Meri or uski  aankhn kitni pyasi hai,     meri aankhon me rang hai uski  akhen khali hai.......... *  kuch pal hote hai kuch pal ke liye,     jee le inhein har pal ke liye........................ *  Ibadat mein koi kami si reh gayi hai,     Mohabbat shayad adhoori  si reh gayi hai.......... *  Ek andhera lakh sitare,     Ek nirasha lakh sahare,     Sabse badi sugat hai jeevan,     Nadan hai jo jeevan se hare........... *  Aao ab yeh hisab bhi karle,     Kisne kitne sitam uthaye hain,      Sabko pehchann ho gayi yaroon,     Jab se ham roshni me aaye hain..............     BEAUTIFUL SMS IN HINDI FOR FRIEND *  Mushkilon se apki mulakat na ho,     Udas baitho kabhi koi baat na hoo............... *  Jo wjood nahi wo hasti kis kamm ki,     Jo mja na de wo masti kis kaam ki.......... *  Apke labhon ki hansi tere naam kar denge,     har khushi tum pe qurbaan kar deng

FUNNY JOKES ABOUT GST  New GST tax All Bra will be taxed according to sizes. 40-42: Burden Tax, 38-40: Wealth Tax, 34-36: Entertainment Tax, 32-34: Excitement Tax, 28-30: Development Tax. ........................................ ......................................................... Santa : Bhai Samaj me naa aane wali chiz me GST Bill No. 2 par pahuch gya hai. Banta : to No. 1 par kya hai bhai ? Banta : “Wife ka Mood”  Abhi bhi Top par hai. ............................................................................................... Baap :* Main tumhari shaadi apni marji se karunga. *Beta :* No. *Baap :* Ladki Ambani ki beti hai. *Beta :* Phir thik hai. *Baap Ambani ke paas gaya.*  *Baap :* Mein tumhari beti ko bahu banana chahta hoon. *Ambani :* No. *Baap :* Mera beta World Bank ka CEO Hai. *Ambani :* Phir thik hai. *Baap World Bank ke President ke paas jaata hai.*   *Baap :* Mere bete ko Bank ka CEO bana do.

Today i am sharing 20 cool status . 1.Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself 2.I'm the dude with cool attitude. 3.The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies! 4.I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking… 5.Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. 6.I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me? 7.Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment.. 8.Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday???? 9.I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic. 10.Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains . 11.YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU DON’T RESPECT, INCLUDING LOT’S OF MONEY. 12.IT’S DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF OTHERS WHEN YOUR OWN SELF ASSESSMENT IS OVER VALUED. 13.I LIVE IN THAT SOLITU

  TODAY I AM SHARING COOL WHATSAPP STATUS      1 )    will be back before you.     2 ) Wow now I’m a graduate....Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains        3) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel        may be another train.       4) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….       5) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….       6) Good morning…let the stress begin       7) Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of       the mirror       8) God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!       9) I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode .    10) Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time .    11) Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.      12) Don't STRESS Me, You Can't IMPRESS Me...      13) Being ALONE Is My ATTITUDE!     

SHORT FUNNY JOKES AND SMS A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.  . She Was Shocked To See . ramu gardener ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 2 Girl Saw An Aquarium & Said- Y Fishes R So Beautiful?  Pappu Was Drinking Sprite & Said- Bcoz They Don't Wear Clothes, Sprite Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 3 Dad: Whos This Girl??? ; ; Boy: My Girlfriend. ; ; Next Day ; ; Dad: Now Whos This "New"

today m sharing GST JOKES INDIA  lets see WHAT IS GST? ALIA BHAT; GOOD NYT  SWEATDREM  TAKECARe 2 sharabi GST par baat kar rhe the...           "matlab ab goa ke rate par yhan bhi milegi dadaaa? ?????????????????????????? patni; tum muje kitna pyar karte ho? pati; 72% patni: 100% kyun nahi? pati; 28% ton GT hai na pagli,lagjury item par ¡¡¡¡!¿?????????????????????? jin whats app group ka  daaily turnover 20 messages se adhik hai, ve sabhi july 1 se gst ke daiyre mein mane jayege REASON BEHIND SUDDEN RAIN Heavy rain INDERDEV also wants to clear his stock before 30th june GST EFFEC.                                   He - Sab ladkiya GST hai ! She - Kyu ? He - Samajh hi nahi aati ! friends thats all about GST jokes