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20 COOL STATUS

Today i am sharing 20 cool status .



1.Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself


2.I'm the dude with cool attitude.


3.The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition
and there are no other copies!


4.I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…


5.Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.


6.I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?


7.Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..


8.Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


9.I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


10.Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .


11.YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU DON’T RESPECT, INCLUDING LOT’S OF MONEY.


12.IT’S DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF OTHERS WHEN YOUR OWN SELF ASSESSMENT IS OVER VALUED.


13.I LIVE IN THAT SOLITUDE WHICH IS PAINFUL IN YOUTH, BUT DELICIOUS IN THE YEARS OF MATURITY


14.Style is a way to say who u are without speaking

15.Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

16.People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its just 
creative.


17.Running seems like a great idea until you actually start 
running


18.No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch


19.When you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating


20.I’m one of those people who has friends but is nobody’s favorite. If I don’t initiate a convo or ask to hang out, I’ll never see my friends.

that all about 20 cool status

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