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Short funny jokes and sms

SHORT FUNNY JOKES AND SMS





A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like
Doll Or Sweetie. 
.
She Was Shocked To See
.
ramu gardener
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2
Girl Saw An Aquarium & Said- Y Fishes R So Beautiful? 
Pappu Was Drinking Sprite & Said- Bcoz They Don't Wear Clothes, Sprite Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas
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3
Dad: Whos This Girl???
;
;

Boy: My Girlfriend.
;
;

Next Day
;
;

Dad: Now Whos This "New" Girl???
Boy: Rishta Wohi,
Item Nayee.
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4
How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
;
;
How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it
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5
Banta: santa lets go to the sun.
santa: It will be hot.
Banta: So hat we will go at night.
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6
Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me
for something that I didn't do?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little Johnny : That’s good.
Actually I didn't do my homework
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7
Women Love Shoes
Because No Matter How Much
&
Whatever They Eat,
The Shoe Always
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8
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,
streets empty,
police at rest, 
All mobile companies in loss,
no sms,
no flowers, 
no valentiens,
no candels, 
no perfumes, 
no travelling, 
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN .hahahahhah
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9
New meaning of Kerala Police:
P- Puttham paalam Rajesh
O-Omprakash
L-Ldf
I-IG vincent
C-Cary satheesan
E-Endavour car 
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10
Who are lizards? 

Awesome answer 
by a kid.... 

They are 
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have 
Horlicks when they were young
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