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WHATSAPP STATUS

 



TODAY I AM SHARING COOL WHATSAPP STATUS 

    1)    will be back before you.

    2) Wow now I’m a graduate....Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains 

 
    3) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel        may be another train.

 
    4) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….

 
    5) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

 
    6) Good morning…let the stress begin

 

    7) Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of       the mirror

 

    8) God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!

 

    9) I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.



   10) Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.



   11) Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

 

   12) Don't STRESS Me, You Can't IMPRESS Me...

 

   13) Being ALONE Is My ATTITUDE!

 

   14) Your ATTITUDE Is Like A PRICE Tag, It Shows How VALUABLE You Are...

 

   15) I Am Who I Am Your Approval Isn't Needed.

 

   16) Don't Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.

 
   17) I Love Haters, You Keep Me Motivated.

 
   18) Life is journey. I am traveller 

 
 
   19) People get love bites. I get mosquito bites..

THATS ALL ABOUT WHATSAPP STATUS



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