very funny teacher student jokes
Malik (nauker ko)- mai pichhle 15 mint se ghanti bja rha hoon ,tumne darwaja kyun nahi khola?
Nauker- jnab! aap ghar ke malik ho,chaho tan sara din bjai jao
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Techer gusse me - tumhe sharm nahi aati.tumhe sja mili hoi hai fir bhi tum hass ๐ rhe ho.
Student(๐haskar๐)- master g, kal apne ton kha tha ki sja haste huye katniii chahiye.
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Student(teacher ko)-"maine jo kamm nahi kiya uske liye app muje maro ge ton nahi
Teacher," nahi"
Student,"ji maine homework nahi kiya๐
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Honey( apne dost ko), "mai jab bhi class me jata hoon to bache or teacher dono khre ho jaate hai"
Dost, " who kyun"
Honey, "bachhe meri shikayat krne ke liye or techer meri pitaiee krne ke liye
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Teacher- toofan kisko kahte hai? Mani tum btao?
Mani-sir, hawa ki jaldbazi ko toofan kahte hai.
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Mintu- sir, aaj kitni taarik hai?
Teacher-taarik poochh ke kya kroge tum, pehle ton kr aise hi baithe ho?
Minto-sir,mere paper me kam se kam ik cheez ton sahi honi chahiye
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Teacher-" mohan tum der se kyun aye?"
Mohan-"sir, ek notice bord ke karan"
Teacher- konsa notice bord?
Mohan-"sir, jab mai aa raha tha ton ek notice bord pe likha tha - aage school hai, dheere chlo"
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Techer(appu ko)-" tumne apni progress report abhi tak vapis kyun nahi ki?"
Appu," who vapis nahi aa skegi.apne muje math me jyada number diye hai, issi liye report hmare sabi relatives ko daak duwara bheji gaiee hai
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Teacher( bache ko)- tumne nakshe pe samunder, jheel,darya,ndiyan kyun nahi bnai?
Bacha- sir, iss liye ke kahi naksha na bheeg jaye
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Teacher- btao shyari kisko kahte hai?
Ek student- shyar ki patni ko
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Master(student ko)-ab aap shanti ke sath baith jao
Ramesh-sir shanti ton nahi iee, aap khe ton mamta ke sath baith jaon
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Ganja master sir pe hath ferta hua(raju ko)-banjar jmeen kisko kahte hai?
Raju- jis jmeen pe kuch na paida hota ho
Master-koi example
Raju- jaise aapka sir
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so its all about teacher student jokes pls share wid evryone