ADULT JOKES
Woman:Will u love me after marrige also?
Man: depends on your husband, if he allows me, I sure will
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Son: whats the difference between love, relief and belief?
Father: your mom is my love, your maid is my relief and I' m your dad- well that's my belief!
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He: you want to play magic?
She: what's that's?
He: we go to my house , sleep together, and then you disappear!
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What do you call a prostitute, wife and girlfriend in mobile language?
Prepaid, postpaid, demo card!
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Teacher: do you know the meaning of period?
Student: Yes, Once my sister said she missed one and my mother fainted, father had a heart attack and the driver ran away.
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Doctor: what do you see on your husband's face during sex?
Patient: Anger.
Doctor: why?
Patient: Because he's usually watching from the window.
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Whats the differences between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom then it is biology.when the baby looks like the neighbour, then its sociology
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Proper dosage of viagra:
With new gf:
No need
With old gf:
Half a tablet
With mistress: one tablet.
With wife: 2 tablets+ blue film+beer+rum+will power
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Advantage of having sex with married women:
They give like hell
They do not yell
They do not tell
They do not swell
And there are no wedding bells!
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Boy: what did you do on mother's day?
Friend: Tried to help every girl become a mother!
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Good girl: It's hard to be good.
Bad girl: yes if its not hard it isn't any good.
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Girl: Oh, darling you are killing me?"
Boy:should i stop?"
Girl: No killing me harder.
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Okk this is for today
thats all about adult jokes