List of English Jokes:
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it ?
Guess why ?
To avoid the side effects !!!
A typical student flips a coin and thinks :
Head will go to sleep ,
Tail will watch a movie ,
Stands will listen to music,
Stays in air will study !!!😜😆😂
After our last argument,
I told my Girlfriend :
I hope your next Boyfriend
Appreciates the improvements
I've made in you ....😜😆😂
Boy : You are sunshine of my life
Without you life is cloudy ..
You are in my heart like rainy water
for barren land !!!
Girl : Darling ! Is it proposal
or Weather report ?😜😆😂
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the
night and suddenly shouts :
Up!! Quick! My husband is back !!
Man gets up , jumps out of the window,
hurts himself , and then realize :
Damn , I am the husband !!😜😆😂
Santa was standing below a tube
light with mouth wide open....
Why ??
Because his doctor advised him
" Today's dinner should be light "😜😆😂
The teacher asked all the students
in a class to write an essay on a
cricket match ......
All were busy writing expect Banta...
He Wrote " DUE TO RAIN , NO MATCH "😜😆😂
Photographer Santa was focusing on the
dead body's face in a funeral function ...
Suddenly all the relatives started beating
him ..... Why ??
Because He said " SMILE PLEASE"😜😆😂
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture
on Sun , Everyone must attend it
Raju : No! I will not be a able to attend it ....
Teacher : Why ??
Raju : My mother will not allow me to
go so far !!!😜😆😂
Son : Dad , what is an idiot ?
Dad : An idiot is a person who tries to
explain his ideas in such a strange
and long way that another person
who is listening to him can't
understand him. Do you
understand me ?
Son : No!!😜😆😂
Patient : Doctor , I have a pain in
my eye whenever i drink tea .
Doctor : Take the spoon out of
the mug before you drink .😜😆😂