Skip to main content

Love jokes

HELO GUYS M SHARING BEST LOVE JOKES


Boy: I love ur daughter SooMUCH...and want to marry.
Girl's Father: How much do you earn?Boy: 20000/- per month.
Girl'sFather: I give my daughter 15000/- pocket money.Boy: Woh Count Kar Ke Hi Bol than hoon₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹
                            
Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Couldwe go to MacDonald ?Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spellingof MacDonald"
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".@@@@@@@@
                          
Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do.
Boyfriend: kyon Honey?
GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi.
BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: vo kaise?
BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.
                          
1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,"tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho."Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!
                         
Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?
Boyfriend: kya chaahie?
GF: Ring.Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat,balance bahut kam hai.
                           
Ladki – Bhaiya muje chappal leni hai
Dukandar – ye dekho bahan ji naya design
Ladki – aur dikhaoye nahiaur dikhao
Dukandar – bahan ji ab to sari chappal dikha diab to koi nahi bachi
Ladki – are bhaiya wo ek aur dibba rkha hai na
Dukandar – raham kro bahan jiwo mera lunch ka dibba hai
                         
Tumse Mulakat ho, Phir se koi baat ho..Waqt ki kuch na chale, Na Din dhale, na raat ho..Zikr gum ka chod kar, Teri-meri baat ho..Zindagi ko maud dein, Ek nayi shuruaat ho..Dil ki jab dhadkan thamey, Dil pe tera haath ho.
                              
Innocent lines by a True Lover :Girl: Why do u always follow me around..?Boy: Well..bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.

 THATS ALL ABOUT LOVE JOKES
Labels:

Popular posts from this blog

Happy Lohri Wishes in Hindi, English Punjabi, Messages, Quotes

Happy Lohri To All Of You. There are few days left in Lohri. Lohri festival is celebrated on end of winters which signifies the beginning of the end of winter season. Lots of peoples will be looking for best Happy Lohri Wishes,messages, quotes etc, in all over the internet. In this article we are going to share with you some best Happy Lohri Wishes, messages, quotes and Happy Lohri Wishes images,Wallpapers in full HD quality for your family,friends and lover.So lets check out Happy Lohri wishes. Happy Lohri Wishes in Hindi Tamam sabuton or gawahon ko nazar me rakhte hue msg pdhne wale ko Happy Lohri kahte huye zindagi bhar khush rehne ka hukum sunaya jata hai. Happy Lohri Ek truck mugfali, rewari, bhugge te gajak load krwa k bhej riha haan, le lena. ., ,–,!”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,” “,'” ! / – , ,! , , , , , , , , , , , , , , !  “,-o-‘”,”,”,'”,”,”,”,o’o”,-“,  (HAPPY LOHRI) Is se pahle k Lohri ki sham ho jaye, Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye
Read more

Republic Day Essay In English, Hindi & Punjabi | Short essay on Republic Day

Republic Day (26th of January) is a special day for India, celebrated annually as a National Festival all over India to commemorate and honor the day when the Constitution of India came into force (26 January 1950) as the governing document of India. 1. Republic Day Essay in English  Our country, India celebrates the Republic Day every year to honor the date when Constitution of India came into force. The Constitution of India replaced the Government of India Act 1935 as a governing document of India on the special date called 26 January in 1950. It has been declared as the national holiday by the Government of India. People in India enjoy this great day by celebrating in their own way. At this day a parade takes place in the national capital of India, New Delhi at the Rajpath (in front of the India Gate) in the presence of President of India. In Hindi हमारे देश, भारत हर साल गणतंत्र दिवस मनाता है जब भारत के संविधान लागू हुआ है। भारत के संविधान ने भारत सरकार अधिनियम 1 9 35 को
Read more