very funny adult jokes

NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, than you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? if you cant make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

WRONG NUMBER

U've got a SEX APPEAL....U've got INTELLIGENCE...U've got GLASS... U got the face, U got the BODY...I got the wrong number.... SORRY...

TWINKLE LITTLE

Twinkle,twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

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GUY PERIOD

If guys had they periods

They would copare the size of their tampons!

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DEMONSTRATION

Sex is when a guy's communication

Enters a girl information

To increase the population

For a younger genration

Do you get the information

Or do you need ademonstration

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Equation

Do you like maths, if so add abed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and we can multiply

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GOOD SEX

Sex is good,

Sex is fine,

Doggy style or 69,

Just for fun or getting paid

Everyone likes getting laid

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LOVE POEM

Roses are red, Pickled are green,

I love your legs and whats in between

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GST JOKES INDIA

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Girl friend boy friend jokes

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Funny Diwali Jokes , Wishes , SMS & SMS in Hindi

Today we’re sharing some Best Funny Diwali Jokes , Wishes , SMS and SMS in Hindi. As we know that the Festival of Diwali is one of the very big festival of India. It marks the victory of Triumph of truth over evil. Diwali or Deepavali is also called Diwali is a significant festival and an official holiday in India. While Diwali is popularly known as the “festival of lights”, the most significant spiritual meaning is “the awareness of the inner light”. This year Diwali is celebrated on 19 Oct in India. Here in this section, you’ll get Funny Diwali jokes , wishes , SMS in Hindi, Beautiful Lines on Diwali for Greeting Card, 2 Line Shayari on Diwali, One Liner Beautiful Diwali Quotes for WhatsApp,Happy Deepavali Status for Wishes Messages etc for WhatsApp & Facebook. Wish you Happy Diwali 2017.. List of Funny Diwali Jokes : अगर आपकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड आपसे चाँद सितारों की डिमान्ड करती है, तो आज ही एक रोकेट खरीद कर, उसे उस पर बिठाकर, रोकेट को आग लगा दो… “बुरा ना मानो होली है” यह कह कर किसीने ...

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